Clowns

I am a cynic at heart, but I have a very positive outlook on life despite that cynical view of life. Every now and then the cynic wins out over the optimist and I have to say that there are certain events that simply drag it to the surface whether I'm naturally being cynical or not at the moment.

Today, Melania Trump and her fuschia blouse called out loudly to my cynic and dragged her right up to the surface with this great explanation for the current clown craze, it's 2+2. Yes, the current presidential election and the clown craze are related if you put two and two together. News articles on Melania's blouse being a trolling move had my inner dialog rolling with one liners all about the debate between Hilary and Donald. Her outfit looks a bit clownish actually, and that's what brought me to the explanation for the clown craze. For the rest of this post I'm going to speak directly to Hillary as a public attagirl from women, but my cynic is really the one talking.

Melania's kitty bow explains the clown craze

We're not stupid Hillary, we see you back there in 2005 plotting with Donald and Melania, Bill plotting along as well, to go ahead and extend the clowning around in the presidency that he started way back when he got caught by a blue dress, or was that flaunted also? I mean, that explains the whole plant of Obama for eight whole years after Bush clowned around during his long tenure in office. I get what you did there girl friend. Put a string of clowns in office after Bill embarrassed you publicly, playing that long game whilst killing or threatening anyone along the way who might try to foil your plans. Decades of presidential clowns is your strategy for putting yourself, a woman, in the highest office in the land. Adding icing to the cake with Donald as your opponent, especially with the Billy Bush aided groping video set up that you guys came up with so long ago. Really girl, I saw what you did there.

The only problem woman, you forgot to stay fit and eat right. The eleven years between then and now have definitely taken their toll on you. If we take a look at you then:

then take a look at you now:

it does not look good. Really girl, get some rest, get a new colostomy bag, get some new shoes, or maybe even a new clown suit. Wait, I forgot the whole clown routine Donald is doing for you. He actually improved things for you on that one.

Oh yeah, nice touch echoing it with your clowny outfits at the debates, and that Melania stepping up and taking one for the team in the fuschia, such a good friend. Yes, you have big shoes to fill, but I think you've got it covered. 

The clown cronies and hoaxes out there have you covered with their show of support too, but really all you had to do was be honest, smart, and not kill all the things. We would have voted you in without all that stress girl.

2+2=clowns.